all I needs at the EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE is my walkman

we’re superpsyched to have the Festival of Waste Mixtape for the show this friday, featuring two tracks from each of the bands playing – TEEN TITS WILD WIVES, HELLALUYA, SEX ON VACATION and TONKA PUMA – and a link to download all the tracks online.

the tape is ONLY available at the 460 on friday, and it’s INCLUDED in the cover charge!! so alls you got to do is show up and pay cover ($7) and the tracks are YOURS. FOREVER.

Festival of Waste tape tracklist (Players Play release #01 – limited to 50 copies)

01 Teen Tits “Knife”
02 Teen Tits “Prairie Oyster”
03 Tonka Puma “Hey Lady”
04 Tonka Puma “TP Anthem”
05 Hellaluya “Holiday”
06 Hellaluya “Art Thief”
07 Sex On Vacation “Cascada”
08 Sex On Vacation “Bieuber”


set times for friday are as follows:

10:30 OAC
11:00 Tonka Puma
11:30 Sex On Vacation
12:00 Hellaluya
12:30 Teen Tits Wild Wives

friday september 3 at the 460 (460 spadina)

Friday September 3 at the 460 (460 Spadina ave)
doors 8:30pm // $5 // definitely 19+ // $10 pitchers, yup

with disgustingly awesome and dirty bands

TEEN TITS WILD WIVES

HELLALUYA

SEX ON VACATION

OAC (members of Induced Labour)

TONKA PUMA

plus more music you’ll hate from DJ Drunk As Fuck!!

DISREGARD HUMAN SAFETY ENTIRELY AND COME TO THIS SHOW, IT’LL BE FUN, AND IT’LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE BIT.
afterparty and pre-party info forthcoming. rate my vomit contest. don’t-bring-your-beer-outside-the-bar contest. talking back to the cops contest.

You watched with horror as he and his oil-blooded minions swept the stage at NXNE!

You gasped in erotic uncertainty at the idea of unlocking messages hidden in his songs!

You moved in for the closeup, only to realize that your MINIMUM FOCUSING DISTANCE WAS 3 METRES!

Ladies and Gentlemen… I GIVE YOU ALPHABOT AT THE TINFOIL PARTY!

Since last Friday night I have been kept awake by a haunting vision… a man in bedazzled regalia stands at the mic in front of a crowd, speaking at (AND THROUGH) me with the unsettling sounds of a whale beached upon some dystopian starshipped future.

A half-week older, stronger, and more open to a world of dynamic horror, I have come to realize that man was Henri Fabergé (of The Adorables).

Now, through the miracle of digital technology, we invite YOU to watch as this petulant poet takes the wraps off his new material…

Wednesday August 25 at Tiger Bar (414 college st w, below Crown & Tiger)
doors 8:30pm // $10 // 19+

we’re proud to present ‘Public Publication’, the brand-new EP from Halifax’s

RICH AUCOIN

SYNCHRONICITY IS THE KEY to Rich Aucoin’s mind – his multidimensional live show combines the band, audience, and an elaborate video backdrop into one dish and serves it straight to your brain, an interactive experience that has left audiences literally floored from coast to coast.

he’s also played with some bands you might like, such as Dan Deacon, Girl Talk, Deerhoof, Weezer, Caribou and Japanther
http://www.myspace.com/richaucoin

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opening the show are two bands with Montreal’s fantastic Arbutus Records:

POP WINDS
GRIMES

on tour together across canada and engaging in a lush psychedelic audio/visual ballet of their own!!
http://www.myspace.com/thepopwinds

http://www.myspace.com/boucherville

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it’s a HALLOWEEN PARTY!! prizes for best costumes!!

with promotional assistance from
Groovetastic Entertainment

poster by Airhead

Here are some pics from the one, the only, TINFOIL PARTY… last night at OZ Studios on Ossington.

Swing by our Facebük page for more photos, and to share *BONUS* reflections on the nature of manned spaceflight!

-From your Shire-Reeve, Trevor


Friday August 20 at OZ Studios, 134 Ossington, T.O

doors 8pm // $5

we’re gonna cover the gallery with tinfoil and put bands in there!!! PLUS ridickerous photoshooting, fully Foiled… and cheap drinks!

12am – HELLALUYA DJs(t.o)

mixin’ it up with a combo live/DJ set!!
http://www.myspace.com/hellaluya

11:15pm – BLOOD REXDALE AND THE WALLS ARE

BLONDE (t.o)

David Kleiser just emailed me asking about cassette tapes; see this guy is a forward thinker and yet a reverse-activated dynamo, that’s why his songs make sense both ways // his bandmates for tonight are members of the incomparable HEARTBEAT HOTEL, fresh from recovery and at least partially nude
http://www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

10:30pm – ALPHABOT (t.o)

is a beast with a man’s body, a robot’s mind, and the voice of an angel octopus — he may have a six-piece band!! or he may have six hands to play violin, keyboards, loops, guitars, and blow kisses simultaneously
http://www.myspace.com/jakeroels

10pm – HENRI FABERGE (t.o)

Henri Faberge can’t get enough of that sweet stuff!! and the honey bees flock to him like he was Nicholas Cage… there’s gonna be some surprises and new stylin’s in store for this set, but check out the history of the illustrious Adorables HERE
Oz Studios is showcasing Alexandra Mackenzie and Tomas Del Baso’s incredible large-scale pieces at the moment! we’ll have most of them under wraps during the show to avoid damage, but if you see something you love, please BUY IT!

Friday August 13 at Divan Orange, 4324 St Laurent Blvd, Montreal

doors 9pm // $7

PAT JORDACHE

DOLDRUMS

COTTON MOUTH

DOLDRUMS montreal debut!! with amazing friends and fammery. take a hike, grab a bike, change your name, maybe spike the punch with grape-flavoured smell-ess-dee


poster by airhead

for the last five years the Whippersnapper Gallery helped define what a DIY venue could be in Toronto — a functioning gallery space as well as host to a zillion amazing bands, and pretty much the only place you could see a good all ages show outside of your basement (like oh, I don’t know, Japanther playing in a fort??) I loved doing shows there, and it’s a bummer to see it go, but whatevs — life springs anew, babies grow on trees etc, let’s party!

WHIPPERSNAPPER GALLERY CLOSING PARTY JULY 29
587A College St W // 8pm-1am // all ages – licensed
performances by:
BOYS WHO SAY NO
GRAVITY WAVE
THE PEOPLE OF CANADA
and oh yeah, my new band HELLALUYA

THE WALLS ARE FAIR GAME, BRING ROSES AND A CAN OF SPRAYPAINT AND WE’LL SAY GOO’BYE
-Daniel

I wrote a brand new noise piece inspired by the world cup >>>O<<< - gotta turn your speakers up .