Saturday May 22 @ Lisgar House Of Lust (286 Lisgar)

9pm // PWYC // drunk

PRIZZY PRIZZY PLEASE (CHICAGO)

these guys are just out-of-control; basically the Meatloaf scene in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

they are playing in every single city in america on this tour, and we’re super psyched to bring them to toronto for an intimate beerbath saxothon!

PAT JORDACHE (MONTREAL)

remember the montreal band Sister Suvi?? they were incredible… one of the members is now known as tUnEYarDs… the other is MOUNTAIN MAN PAT JORDACHE, like syd barrett tearing apart his armchair looking for a gummy worm… you’ve definitely seen him before, maybe playing with Islands… either way this show is gonna RULE

SEQUIN KIT (HAMILTON)

brand new killer two-piece gem insanity from Hamilton’s Brenden Orange and Co.
this is brenden’s other stuff from primates:

PLUS A SUPERCOMBO SET FROM YOUR FRIENDS

HENRI FABERGE AND TONKA PUMA!!!

AND SO MUCH BEER+BOOZE FOR CHEAP UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING!! SALES GO TOWARDS APRIL + DAN’S TOUR TO LOS ANGELES THIS SUMMER!!

don’t forget to take a shower when you get home.

-daniel

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Happy Birthday, you teat-tweaking threebies.

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Absolutely savoury times at the famed and feared Academy of Sciences last nite, celebrating Teen Tits Wild Wives’ third barfday.

I’ve thrown some photos of the bands up on Facebook if you couldn’t make it and/or/if you want to take a look!

I shot a whole bunch of video, too… if the stars remain right it’ll show up in plenty of places soon: in a Teen Tits music video, in tourism materials for the Academy of Sciences, and perhaps even here on the YouTubernets.

Until then, stay crumby!

Trevor

What a fun show, perhaps even fun enough to justify a… KAPISANAN KAPTION KONTEST?!? *

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Join the SnakesPlusLadders Facebook group, tag yourselfeth, and then leave thine suggested captions in the comments on the Facebook photos (if we shalt alloweth thus in ye olde privacy settingse!) or on this here post, pardner.

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Ever mixing metaphors and dreams of concerts, parties, and the Old(e) West(e),

Trevor

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